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Had a fab day by myself then went to work. Got super drunk and kissed the girl of my dreams. Still can’t believe she thinks I’m cute 😆😍 and she dances like a stripper I can’t handle it.

Had a fab day by myself then went to work. Got super drunk and kissed the girl of my dreams. Still can’t believe she thinks I’m cute 😆😍 and she dances like a stripper I can’t handle it.

I’m in a bit of a pickle

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My Christmas tree with a moving train <3 <3 it’s retarded but I named him Gary, he’s the smartest of all the Christmas trees and has waited his entire life to be taken to a lovely home. I also decorated my table but Gary’s the main attraction. I’ll be making cookies all week so people can come over whenever except tomorrow between 1.20ish to 5 or so. YAY CHRISTMAS.

P.S I have a light up star but it’s not in this picture. 

I thought I&#8217;d make a Geordie appreciation post because I love him/miss him even though it hasn&#8217;t even been a day since he went home fuck I&#8217;m horrible. Anyway LOOK AT HIS FACE I CAN&#8217;T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE. Dear Geordie, you&#8217;re beautiful and I&#8217;m sorry for putting your face on the internet but meow meow whatever. 

I thought I’d make a Geordie appreciation post because I love him/miss him even though it hasn’t even been a day since he went home fuck I’m horrible. Anyway LOOK AT HIS FACE I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE. Dear Geordie, you’re beautiful and I’m sorry for putting your face on the internet but meow meow whatever. 

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bretticus2424:

schgain:

eliyanii:

OH MY GOD I AM USING THIS ADVICE YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW

OM MY FICLK

As a names-forgetting person, this is the best advice ever.

Omg yesssss