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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(Source: literallysame)

yeeitslanz:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

I’m especially proud of the last one

(Source: stayuglystayangry)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

deathandfairytales:

sherlockisthebest:


Benedict’s eyes visibly changing color in the same shot— requested by feiwynne


And it’s NOT photoshopped!

Whoa. Seriously?

deathandfairytales:

sherlockisthebest:

Benedict’s eyes visibly changing color in the same shot
— requested by feiwynne

And it’s NOT photoshopped!

Whoa. Seriously?

(Source: holmeswilliam)

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

whoret-wn:

queenofrelax:

greatwhiteprivilege:

guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in

omg

i think i just choked on air. 

boysareevil:

"wah wah im too afraid to love you, all i do is cry, did you cum?" straight boys

thetravelinghufflepuff:

hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff

oppamondostyle:

butjesuswhatamess:

oppamondostyle:

just found out that smh means “shaking my head” and not “so many horses” ive been crushed by the undeniable gravity of acronyms

to be fair, when you say “so many horses” you’re gonna be shaking your head in disbelief anyway.

quite the contrary. i would be nodding my head in belief. i have been mentally preparing for this day for so long. the ascension of the equines is neigh. there are so many horses.

(Source: targents)

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner