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illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

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(Source: illkim)

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender)

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

cockenblog:

This is your annual reminder that Zach Effron has a YOLO tattoo.

cockenblog:

This is your annual reminder that Zach Effron has a YOLO tattoo.

note-a-bear:

"You said what?"

(Source: hoppusfarm)

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

(Source: sovietmontage)

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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(Source: miraguey)

mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul