Dear Mum,
I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it in time for Christmas. I miss you both so much.
Thing is, I got a little caught up in 18th century Italy. We met Giacomo Casanova. Yes, the one! We helped him escape prison. He didn’t really belong there anyway. Watching him and the Doctor interact was… interesting. Somehow they ended up betting on which of them could get Voltaire to reveal his real name. The Doctor lost. Now he owes him a chicken.
Oh, and you’ll never believe what I saw last week! Vogue is celebrating its 400th anniversary with an exhibit that includes hundreds of photos. And surprise, surprise, there you were! You looked so beautiful. You always do. You still haven’t told me why you quit that job.
How’s dad? Hug him for me, will you? Is he still considering getting a proper medical degree? Not that I don’t believe he could, but I don’t think he fits the job. He’s a nurturer, not a fixer.
I promise I’ll come visit soon. I’m just about to embark on a quick expedition to a library that occupies a whole planet. Can you imagine that? A planet sized library? I can barely picture it. It’s an archeologist’s playground, is what it is. Well, anyway, I swear I’ll come by after this. Just in time for your birthday, I think.
With love, always,
Melody
I was all like, oh this is cute, this is fine-…library?
NOPE
(Source: lonelysavioroftheuniverse)
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
You’re welcome.
Sincerely, Australia.
That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.
can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?
no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA
I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American
but
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
I’ll get the popcorn
THIS POST PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH
THIS AD MAY HAVE AIRED IN NEW ZEALAND BUT IT IS AN AUSTRALIAN AD. GOD DUCKING DAMMIT NEW ZEALAND NOT EVERTHING THATS OURS IS YOURS TOO.
lil shits you are sometimes.
Can New Zealand and Australia stop fighting long enough to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this ad?
Consider Britain confused.
Aussie ad. Aired in Nz too.
Straya stole pavlova.
End of story
Australia steals everything, can’t New Zealand have a shot too?
We’re just so sad and lonely over hear cause Australa gets all the attention
(Source: demoncolbert)
Child point R Superman California broken glass homework bug X peas man yelling la ball with dough written on it black kid us
you weren’t supposed to post the answer on here you bastard
We understand that a small number of US fans have received in error their DVD edition of Series 7 Part 2 early. We respectfully ask those fans not to divulge information or post content publicly so that fellow fans who have yet to see the episodes do not have their viewing pleasure ruined.
If everyone keeps the secrets safe until next Saturday we will release a special new clip featuring material of the Tenth AND Eleventh Doctor!
What do your lines say?
This is weird.
It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.
Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
