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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(Source: mandapannnda)

pepperroxd:

bloodredorion:

How the hell did it get on the light

jumped from the door

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

tyleroakley:

gladyousaidhi:

Just to give you an idea of how much Troye is SLAYING the charts

LET’S KEEP HIM THERE.

(Source: thirstiest)

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(Source: ellaks)

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

(Source: theacheofmodernism)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america